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Ann Landers Score (1.4mb PDF)
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Dear Ann Landers
Dear Ann Landers,
Can a dog get drunk on wine? I need to know.
Our golden retriever sleeps in the laundry room which is adjacent to the wine cellar. I noticed that some mornings Happy came staggering into the kitchen very slowly, even bumping into things. At first we thought he might be having eye trouble. We took him to the vet. Happy's eyes are OK.
Last week when Happy didn't show up for breakfast I went down to get him. He was passed out next to a keg of wine. The spigot had been turned just a little, so there was a very slow trickle. As I was standing there trying to figure what to do, Happy awakened and behaved like a person with a hangover.
That very morning I had the keg of wine moved to a higher shelf, out of his reach. Happy has not behaved strangely since. Could it be that the dog was getting inebriated?-Martin's Ferry Researcher
Dear M.F.R.,
Animals can get plastered just like humans. Alcohol affects their brains the same way. It's a good thing you discovered the source of the problem before Happy began to crave a hair of a dog that bit him.
NEWSDAY, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 1973
Used with permission
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Dear Ann Landers:
(Can a Dog Get Drunk on Wine?)
Popera Song for Soprano and Piano Duo
Text from a 1973 edition of Newsday
Music composed by Edward J Hines
Sheet Music • PDF Digital Music Download • MP3 Audio Download
"The arrival of your score was indeed a bright spot in my day. I really don't know when I have had such a good laugh...It really is a smashing idea."-Jan DeGaetani
From a 1973 Dear Ann Landers column • First performed in 1982 at Bennington College, Vermont
A humurous, popera (pop-operatic) song in which an Ann Landers column, (originally published in a 1973 edition of Newsday) is set to music for voice and two pianos. Happy the dog alarms his owners after several midnight trips to the wine cellar. After they find Happy passed out next to a keg of wine, the owners write to Miss Landers to find out if dogs can really get drunk...
Note: The use of the name Ann Landers and the text to the column are used with permission. By special arrangement a portion of all proceeds from the sale of this work will be donated to charity.
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SHEET MUSIC: 2 PIANOS & VOCAL SCORE
Softcover • 8 1/2" x 11" • 1 movement • 34 pages • approx. 7 minutes duration
Includes 2 complete piano scores, text and vocal part.
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Digital Music Download • Voice and Two Pianos • 8 1/2" x 11" • 1 movement • 34 pages • approx. 7 minutes duration • requires Adobe Acrobat for printing • permission to reprint granted with purchase.
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Premiere 1982 performance at Bennington College, Bennington, Vermont; Bette Goldberg, Soprano; Chris Watson, Kris Karlsson, Piano
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